Shit That Blake and Mikala Say, Round 1

Kids say the darndest things. And often at the most inappropriate times.

If you’re a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, brother, sister, whatever, you’ve heard a child at some point say something that’s made you laugh, even if you shouldn’t have. I’m guilty of it. My kids, I think, are some of the funniest I’ve ever seen. Both of their personalities are very different, but both of them are full of wit and charm that make most people bust a gut laughing.

Generally, at least once per day, one of my children says something that sends me into a fit of giggles. From here on out, I will be featuring regular posts on the shit that Blake and Mikala say that make me wonder how much worse they’ll be when they’re teenagers.

Today’s little zinger comes from a conversation I had with my four-year-old son several days ago.

Blake: I’m hungry.

Me: What do you want to eat?

Blake: A live chicken.

Me: *raises eyebrow* Why?

Blake: Because I feel like it.

Now, this conversation came just days after my son said he wants to be a rockstar when he grows up. Yes folks, we have a little Ozzy on our hands. Prepare yourselves.

And please, feel free to share your stories about some of the things your children say. I’d love to read them.